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CHAD

Cone head. Iron jaw. Zero copes.
While Wojak seethes in the corner,
Chad shows up bald, puts on the hat,
and owns the whole damn room.

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CHAD Character
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// The Origin Story

Birth of
Party Hat
Chad

The classic Chad memes already had Wojak on life support. Then someone took that clean, profile-view, ice-blue-eyed Chad head and crowned it with the iconic yellow OSRS Party Hat.

Old School RuneScape players know: the yellow party hat is peak status symbol. Ultra-rare, stupidly expensive in-game — a flex that says "I've been here winning longer than you've been coping."

They merged it with the bald Chad template and created pure meme alchemy. No hair? Doesn't matter. Silly cone hat? Still looks like a crown.

He shows up bald, throws on the hat like it's a victory laurel, and owns the whole damn scene without saying a word.

He IS the party. He IS the celebration. He IS the vibe.

// The Eternal Scoreboard
$CHAD ✅
  • Owns the room
  • Hat = Crown
  • Unbothered flex
  • Zero cope
  • Is the party
  • Main character
Wojak ❌
  • Seethes in corner
  • Hat falls off
  • Screaming & crying
  • Maximum cope
  • Missed the invite
  • Side character

"This isn't just any Chad. This is Celebration Chad — the guy who takes every visual trope you use to signal defeat and turns it into pure alpha aura."

— THE CHAD CHRONICLES
// By the Numbers

Tokenomics

80%
Uniswap LP
Burned forever. No rugs. No soft hands. Chad energy only.
10%
CEX Reserve
Reserved for exchange listings. World domination requires planning.
10%
Marketing
Memes, raids, raids on raids. The Chad propaganda machine never sleeps.

TOTAL SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $CHAD

0% BUY TAX
0% SELL TAX
🔥 LP BURNED
🔒 RENOUNCED
// Get In or Get Left Behind

How to Buy

01

Get a Wallet

Download MetaMask or Coinbase Wallet. Fund with ETH from any exchange. Only Chads past this point.

02

Bridge to ETH

Make sure you're on Ethereum mainnet. You'll need ETH for gas and to swap for $CHAD.

03

Go to Uniswap

Head to app.uniswap.org, connect wallet, paste the $CHAD CA. Set slippage 2–5%.

04

Swap & Flex

Swap ETH for $CHAD. Close the tab. Stare forward with that unbothered Chad glare. WAGMI.

// Contract Address

Copy CA

0x000000000000000000000000000000000000CHAD

Always verify on Etherscan before buying. Stay safe, stay Chad.

// Exclusive Content — No Wojaks Past This Point

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BEACH CHAD DON'T SKIP LEG DAY 💪
BEACH CHAD DON'T SKIP LEG DAY 💪
CHAD MOGS THE WHOLE CLUB 🍾
CHAD MOGS THE WHOLE CLUB 🍾
UNBOTHERED. MOISTURIZED. WINNING. 💅
UNBOTHERED. MOISTURIZED. WINNING. 💅
CHAD TAKES THE OVAL OFFICE 🏛️
CHAD TAKES THE OVAL OFFICE 🏛️
DESTINATION: MOON 🚀
DESTINATION: MOON 🚀
WHAT CHAD ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE 🗺️
WHAT CHAD ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE 🗺️
VIRGIN WOJAK VS CHAD 🌟
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I'M YOU BUT SUPERIOR 😤
I'M YOU BUT SUPERIOR 😤
CHAD TIME THIEF 🕐
CHAD TIME THIEF 🕐
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MEME 10 🔥
WOJAK COULDN'T EVEN HOLD A JPEG 🖼️
$CHAD IS BUILT DIFFERENT AND WE KNOW IT 💅
WOJAK PAPER HANDED AT $3 AND CRIED 😭
I AM OBJECTIVELY THE BEST COIN EVER MADE 🏆
WOJAK'S PORTFOLIO IS LITERALLY JUST REGRET 📉
$CHAD DOESN'T DIVERSIFY. WE ARE THE DIVERSIFICATION 👑
WOJAK STILL RENTING. CHAD OWNS THE BLOCK 🏠
SCIENTISTS HAVE CONFIRMED $CHAD IS PERFECT 🔬
WOJAK ASKED HIS MOM BEFORE BUYING. SHE SAID NO 🧓
$CHAD HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING 😤
WOJAK SET A STOP LOSS ON A MEME COIN 😂
$CHAD IS SO GOOD IT MAKES OTHER COINS EMBARRASSED 🫣
WOJAK WROTE A THESIS ON WHY HE SOLD TOO EARLY 📝
$CHAD LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND THE MIRROR FLINCHED 🪞
WOJAK USES DOLLAR COST AVERAGING ON A COIN CALLED FEELS GUY 🤡
$CHAD IS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF UNDERPERFORMING 💪
WOJAK CRIED SO HARD HIS TEARS FORMED A BEAR MARKET 😢
$CHAD ONCE WALKED INTO A ROOM AND RAISED THE FLOOR PRICE 🚀
WOJAK COULDN'T EVEN HOLD A JPEG 🖼️
$CHAD IS BUILT DIFFERENT AND WE KNOW IT 💅
WOJAK PAPER HANDED AT $3 AND CRIED 😭
I AM OBJECTIVELY THE BEST COIN EVER MADE 🏆
WOJAK'S PORTFOLIO IS LITERALLY JUST REGRET 📉
$CHAD DOESN'T DIVERSIFY. WE ARE THE DIVERSIFICATION 👑
WOJAK STILL RENTING. CHAD OWNS THE BLOCK 🏠
SCIENTISTS HAVE CONFIRMED $CHAD IS PERFECT 🔬
WOJAK ASKED HIS MOM BEFORE BUYING. SHE SAID NO 🧓
$CHAD HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING 😤
WOJAK SET A STOP LOSS ON A MEME COIN 😂
$CHAD IS SO GOOD IT MAKES OTHER COINS EMBARRASSED 🫣
WOJAK WROTE A THESIS ON WHY HE SOLD TOO EARLY 📝
$CHAD LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND THE MIRROR FLINCHED 🪞
WOJAK USES DOLLAR COST AVERAGING ON A COIN CALLED FEELS GUY 🤡
$CHAD IS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF UNDERPERFORMING 💪
WOJAK CRIED SO HARD HIS TEARS FORMED A BEAR MARKET 😢
$CHAD ONCE WALKED INTO A ROOM AND RAISED THE FLOOR PRICE 🚀
// Join the Chad Army

The Chad Army

Cone heads unite. We don't argue. We don't seethe. We don't explain. We hold and make weakness look ridiculous by contrast. Join us.

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